Thursday, July 7

Wedding Etiquette

The "proper greetings" from the pre-calc. professor reminded me of something that I must post.

It is proper to congratulate the groom on attaining such a wonderful bride, and offer your condolences to the bride as she spends the rest of her days with the old man.

You don't have to say all of it, just the "Congratulations" and "Condolences" are necessary. The rest is understood.

So, to my friends at ITF: "Congratulations, Tom!! And Jewel, you have my deepest sympathies!!"

{:^)

(He winces, fearing a venomous backlash...)

1 Comments:

At 7/08/2005 11:54 AM, Blogger Truthseeker said...

O boy, you have opened up yourself for abuse now from the brides out there! You had better be careful how much you have to carry on those rather sore shoulders of yours! {:^)

BTW, "Congratulations Vern, and welcome to our family." We do not feel that Lezlie needs any condolences, she got her man and we think she is going to be happy. God bless you both!

 

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